but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I party with great urgency now.
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