And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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