I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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