Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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