haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
even my farts smell like vagina
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
