dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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