I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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