I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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