Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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