'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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