We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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