im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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