there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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