hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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