He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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