God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
you never un-have a 4some
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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