I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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