I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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