worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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