she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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