Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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