The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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