so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Green mimosas i think yes
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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