Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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