just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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