Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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