That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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