words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
