I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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