I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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