Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ugly people sure do ruin things
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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