Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
