is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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