Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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