You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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