Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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