no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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