he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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