What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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