omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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