What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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