i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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