make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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