Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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