Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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