do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
