We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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