What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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