I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish i was in the wii world.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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