i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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